his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
This show inspires me to have sex in space
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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