How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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