Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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