He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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