I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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