Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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