I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it was like eating out sand paper
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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