Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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