she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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