why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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