16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It's not a walk of shame if you run
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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