Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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