If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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