He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize