that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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