so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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