go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
