Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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