what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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