Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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