he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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