She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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