Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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