I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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