If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Who died my cat blue again?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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