Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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