eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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