she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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