Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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