Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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