Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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