you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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