I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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