the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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