I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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