I want to have your abortion
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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