thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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