Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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