you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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