After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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