Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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