Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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