What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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