He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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