Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Damn victory sex feels great
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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