I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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