i just google imaged poop.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
do nipples grow back?
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