so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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