I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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