did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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