So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Is Oprah even human
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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