Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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