Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
3 2 1 whiskey
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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