you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
honey bunches of taint.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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