Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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