He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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